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ARRRRRRR Ye Ready To Read A Blog!!!

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Well I haven't had a reason to start a blog as of yet but since nobody has mentioned that [B]September 19[/B] is...

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...well I figured I bett[B]ARRRRRRR[/B] do something about it!

So yeah if you haven't done so yet, look at the person next to you and asked them "How [B]ARRRRRRR[/B] ye doing" or "[B]ARRRRRRR[/B] ye having a good day" or even [B]"ARRRRRRR[/B] you done eating that Th[B]ARRRRRR[/B] hamburga[B]ARRRRRR!!!![/B]" :lol:

Or you can just ask them if they [B]ARRRRR[/B] ready to hear some good pirate jokes listed below!

...Enjoy the jokes and some if you like! :wink:
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Q. How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A. They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Q. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A. Because they can spend years at C!

Q. Why is pirating addictive?
A. They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
A. RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

Q. How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A. A buck-an-ear!

Q. What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
A. Arrr! Me heartie!

Q. Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
A. He had a killer left hook!

Q. Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
A. The captain was standing on the deck!

Q. Why don't pirates make good life guards?
A. They don't know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A. A Squashbuckler!!!

Q. Why are pirates, pirates?
A. They just ARRRRRRRRR!

Q. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
A. It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!

Q. What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A. A prate!

Q. What is a pirate's favorite type of music?
A. Arr and B!

Q. What did the doctor say to the pirate?
A. Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"

Q. How many of theses pirate jokes are lame?
A. Most of them ARR!

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Updated 09-24-2008 at 10:30 AM by toys4life

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Comments

  1. Sorgatani's Avatar
    YAY! Someone else remembered Pirate Speak Day!
  2. Kay's Avatar
    Hehe, those are fun!
    I forgot International Speak Like a Pirate Day was today! Awesome!
  3. Momtaro's Avatar
    TFL- I really enjoyed reading your BLAARRRRRG. LOL!!!
  4. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    Yes I agree a very good BLAAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!
  5. nana nettie's Avatar
    Very funny Thanks for the laughs
  6. Emp395's Avatar
    RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    Do dyslexic people reallytalk like that...
  7. pikaluva13's Avatar
    LOL! i see this like a month later, but the jokes were still funny!
  8. Sorgatani's Avatar
    Arr! A year later

    Avast ye scurvy cur!

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