Taterbud

Anyways, so I was talking to a friend, and here's our conversation:

Tom: "so what are you doing?"

Me: "nothing, why?"

Tom: "oh"

Me: "well, not nothing, I think it'd be impossible for nothing... I mean, even if I were to do absolutely nothing, I'd still be doing something, because the act of doing nothing would be considered a something..."

Tom: "that's true, and if you were to attempt doing nothing, you'd have to focus on doing nothing, that too would be doing something even before you started doing nothing"

Me:"exactly!!"