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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
[COLOR="Red"]Unique Up On It.[/COLOR]
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
[COLOR="Red"]Tame Way.[/COLOR]
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
[COLOR="Red"]They Take The Psycho Path[/COLOR]
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
[COLOR="Red"]You Boil The :(:(:(:( Out Of It[/COLOR]
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
[COLOR="Red"]Dam![/COLOR]
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
[COLOR="Red"]Polaroid's[/COLOR]
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
[COLOR="Red"]A Stick[/COLOR]
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
[COLOR="Red"]Nacho Cheese.[/COLOR]
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
[COLOR="Red"]Subordinate Clauses.[/COLOR]
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
[COLOR="Red"]Quattro Sinko.[/COLOR]
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
[COLOR="Red"]Spoiled Milk.[/COLOR]
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
[COLOR="Red"]Frostbite.[/COLOR]
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
[COLOR="Red"]A Nervous Wreck.[/COLOR]
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
[COLOR="Red"]Anyone Can Roast Beef.[/COLOR]
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
[COLOR="Red"]Right Where You Left Him.[/COLOR]
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
[COLOR="Red"]Because They Have Big Fingers.[/COLOR]
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
[COLOR="Red"]Because It Scares The Dog.[/COLOR]
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
[COLOR="Red"]Sanka.[/COLOR]
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
[COLOR="Red"]The Location Of The Dirt Bag.[/COLOR]
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
[COLOR="Red"]Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.[/COLOR]
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
[COLOR="Red"]A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.[/COLOR]