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Wayne's World! Party on!!!

Time for a smile...

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
[COLOR="Red"]Unique Up On It.[/COLOR]

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
[COLOR="Red"]Tame Way.[/COLOR]

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
[COLOR="Red"]They Take The Psycho Path[/COLOR]

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
[COLOR="Red"]You Boil The :(:(:(:( Out Of It[/COLOR]

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
[COLOR="Red"]Dam![/COLOR]

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
[COLOR="Red"]Polaroid's[/COLOR]

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
[COLOR="Red"]A Stick[/COLOR]

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
[COLOR="Red"]Nacho Cheese.[/COLOR]

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
[COLOR="Red"]Subordinate Clauses.[/COLOR]

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
[COLOR="Red"]Quattro Sinko.[/COLOR]

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
[COLOR="Red"]Spoiled Milk.[/COLOR]

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
[COLOR="Red"]Frostbite.[/COLOR]

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
[COLOR="Red"]A Nervous Wreck.[/COLOR]

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
[COLOR="Red"]Anyone Can Roast Beef.[/COLOR]

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
[COLOR="Red"]Right Where You Left Him.[/COLOR]

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
[COLOR="Red"]Because They Have Big Fingers.[/COLOR]

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
[COLOR="Red"]Because It Scares The Dog.[/COLOR]

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
[COLOR="Red"]Sanka.[/COLOR]

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
[COLOR="Red"]The Location Of The Dirt Bag.[/COLOR]

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
[COLOR="Red"]Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.[/COLOR]

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
[COLOR="Red"]A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.[/COLOR]

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Updated 02-19-2009 at 10:05 AM by FatherGoblin

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  1. Momtaro's Avatar
    Funny!!!!!
    OK I have one. What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney and a fire is lit?

    Crisp Cringle!
    *note- please do not try this at home
  2. KitsuneGin's Avatar
    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

    LOL
  3. thefuriousangel's Avatar
    LOL!
    Hi-larious!
  4. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    "where do you find a dog with no legs?"

    Right where you left him LOL!!! Hilarious.
  5. Kurt's Avatar
    I read #3 and #5 and thought you might have been following me... I heard both of them last week...
  6. Krispy's Avatar
    15 and 21 remain my favorites.
  7. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    Oh, I read this over.... Laughed harder than I did the first time....

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