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Wayne's World! Party on!!!

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  1. Getting older

    [COLOR="Black"]Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

    "98," she replied, "'Two years older than me."

    "So you're 96," the undertaker commented.

    She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"[/COLOR]

    [COLOR="Sienna"]Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
  2. New U.S. Law in effect

    This becomes effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states.

    The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt.

    Initial results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

    Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

    Please pass this on to all of your family and friends.