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  1. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    Oh, I read this over.... Laughed harder than I did the first time....
  2. pikaluva13's Avatar
    that is too funny
  3. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    Ha, more hilariousness, very funny. I heard the Memory one before, and the 104 peer pressure one...still very funny
  4. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    I loled. Showed my mom, she didn't lol, dad did.
  5. becnoir's Avatar
    He he. Funny.
  6. XD001's Avatar
    Nice. Here's one if you don't mind...

    Hector and Hamish are brothers, Hector slightly smarter than Hamish. So the boys are building a shed, and Hector notices that Hamish is throwing away a lot of nails.

    "Why you throwing them away?" he asks.

    "Their facing the wrong way." replies Hamish.

    Hector thinks, then says: "Keep them, we'll use them on the other side."

    In the end, Hector must buy more nails. At the store the employee asks:

    "How long you want 'em?"

    "Oh, I need to keep them," replies Hector.

    Hector and his brother Hamish, go to work for a telegraph pole company, putting up telegraph poles. So on the first day, the boys leave at 7am and come back at 6pm.

    "How many poles did you get in boys?" their boss asks.

    "Two." Hamish says proudly.

    "Only two! That other lot put in 50!" the boss shouts.

    "But I bet they left them sticking out of the ground."

  7. XD001's Avatar
    Seems safe to me. No distracting noise or complaints.

    "Are we there yet?"
    Are we there yet?"
    "Are we there yet?"
    "Are we..."
    "YES! We're there!"
  8. Kay's Avatar
    Hehe, these are cute. Thanks for sharing them!
  9. L'Arachel's Avatar
    Oh dear, lol!
  10. nana nettie's Avatar
    Thanks FG, your wit started my day off with laughs
  11. nana nettie's Avatar
    hahahaha......thanks FG, I'm sure my hubby would agree!
  12. Krispy's Avatar
    15 and 21 remain my favorites.
  13. Kurt's Avatar
    I read #3 and #5 and thought you might have been following me... I heard both of them last week...
  14. N0t2f34r's Avatar
    "where do you find a dog with no legs?"

    Right where you left him LOL!!! Hilarious.
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  16. KitsuneGin's Avatar
    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
    A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack

  17. Momtaro's Avatar
    OK I have one. What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney and a fire is lit?

    Crisp Cringle!
    *note- please do not try this at home
  18. pikaluva13's Avatar
    heh-heh, these are also too funny!
  19. pikaluva13's Avatar
    those were too funny!
  20. FatherGoblin's Avatar
    What? No way. She is only carrying straw and twigs. Its not like she is carrying his beer or rowing his large bottom in the same boat. And I am sure she will be warmed by the fire those twigs will start.
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